BLARE!!! StEW?? IS A MISSION!!!

A MISSION TO SEE HOW MUCH INCREDIBLY LOUD SOUNDS THAT WE CAN FIT INTO A LIQUID AND STILL HAVE IT BE EDIBLE!!

OUR MISSION HAS NOT BEEN AN EASY ONE!! MANY TOLD US IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE A SOUND SOUP!!! “YOUR COMPANY IS GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD WITH SUCH RECKLESSNESS” THEY SAID!!!

THE WORLD MAY BE THANKFUL ONE DAY WE DID NOT LISTEN!!!

OUR STEW IS FILLED WITH SOME OF THE LOUDEST SOUNDS KNOWN AND IS NOW ONE OF THE LOUDEST THINGS IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!

THIS MASSIVE AGITATION IS CANNED RIGHT HERE AT OUR CLASSIFIED FACTORY JUST WAITING TO EXPLODE ON YOUR FAMILIES TABLE!!

GET GAY WITH YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TONIGHT BY SERVING OUR DELICIOUS BLARE!!! StEW??!!!

?? IS TO DENOTE WE ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO CALL OUR PRODUCT STEW!! ALL LEGAL LIABILITY OF TRYING TO INGEST OUR PRODUCT LAY STRICTLY WITH THE CONSUMER!! PLEASE SEE OUR WARNING LABELS BEFORE USING!!