4 SPACE RULES!!!
- GET OUT!!!
- DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF DOG!! EVER!!!
- DO NOT DO THINGS THAT DOG HATES SUCH AS SPELLING, METH (ESPECIALLY THE NUMB SIX), FAQS, PASS OUT HERE, OR BE THE ILLUMINATI ALWAYS INFILTRATING OUR OPERATIONS!!!
- NO SANTAN!!!
- DO NOT INVITE ANYONE OR BRING IN ANYTHING ELSE TO THIS SPACE UNANNOUNCED AS YOU MAY FRIGHTEN THE BLEARS!! !
- NO BIRBS, NO REPTILIANS, NO ILLUMINATI, AND NO ILLUMINATI ALLIGATORS ALLOWED!!!
- BE VERY GAY WITH EACH OTHER ALWAYS UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED BY DOG OR DEFENDING DOGS TERRITORY (IE, THE CAN!!)!!!
- YOU MUST PASS A BACKGROUND CHECK INCLUDING FULL ALIEN PROBING!!!
- DO NOT UNPLUG CABLES BEFORE TURNING OFF THE POWER SOURCE!!!
- DO NOT SET LIQUIDS ON THE ELECTRONICS!!!
- REPORT ANYTHING YOU EVEN SLIGHTly SUSPECT MIGHT NEED REPORTING!!
- EVERYTHING IS HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, PLEASE DO NOT SHARE!!!
- ALL 4 RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT THE WHIMS OF DOG!!!